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Start My Coffee IV Funny Nurse Coffee T-Shirt

Start My Coffee IV Funny Nurse Coffee T-Shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Forget the drip coffee maker. You want the drip. The medical-grade, hang-it-on-a-pole, no-questions-asked kind.

The Design

A retro IV bag filled with burnt orange coffee - bean icon, measurement marks and all - hangs from its hook and runs a line straight down into a steaming cup. Underneath, big rounded letters make the request every nurse has thought at 7AM: start my COFFEE IV. Cream, burnt orange and black, printed on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee that holds up to twelve-hour shifts, break room spills and the inevitable "can I steal a sip?"

Perfect For

  • Nurses whose first vital sign of the day is caffeine
  • Night shift crews who measure time in refills
  • CNAs, techs and nursing students running on espresso and willpower
  • Coworkers and family shopping for Nurses Week, birthdays or graduation

Hang it, start it, titrate to effect. The goose recommends at least two bags before rounds.

Product images are AI-generated mockups. Actual printed product colors may vary slightly.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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