He did not ask for the lights. He did not ask for the bells. He is wearing them anyway, and he would like you to know he is absolutely thrilled about it. (He is not.)
The Design
A shaggy Highland cow peers out from under his bangs with the patience of a creature who has been decorated against his will. Christmas lights, jingle bells and vintage ornaments hang from both horns, "Deck the" arches across the top in green glitter, and HORNS lands at the bottom in big retro red letters. Distressed texture, warm red, green and gold, and a whole lot of attitude.
The Feel
Heavyweight, garment dyed and soft washed, so it feels broken-in from day one instead of stiff and new. Relaxed fit, 100% cotton, and roomy enough for a second round of Christmas cookies.
Perfect For
- Highland cow lovers who need a holiday version of their favorite fluffy cow
- The cow mom on your Christmas list who already owns the calendar
- Farm, ranch and country Christmas fans who like their cheer with a side of side-eye
- Secret Santa swaps, cookie exchanges and holiday family photos
Printed just for you. Wear it to every Christmas party this year and match his mood by the third one.
Product images are AI-generated mockups. Actual printed product colors may vary slightly.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
