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Human Being 100% Organic T-Shirt | Colors May Vary Equality Tee

Human Being 100% Organic T-Shirt | Colors May Vary Equality Tee

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Ingredients: one human. No additives, no preservatives, some assembly required before coffee. Turns out we're all basically the same recipe.

The Design

Styled like a vintage grocery label, "HUMAN BEING" stacks up in bold forest-green letters above a "100%" badge in burnt orange framed by little leaf sprigs, then "ORGANIC" - and the fine print at the bottom: "COLORS MAY VARY." It's a food-label joke with a point. Different shades, same species, same snack cravings. The goose checked the fine print twice and, for once, had no complaints.

Perfect For

  • Equality and inclusion fans who like their message with a wink
  • Earth lovers, gardeners and plant people
  • Earth Day, unity walks and diversity celebrations
  • Nature lovers who read every label at the farmers market

Printed to order on a soft, unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. Wear it to the garden center, the classroom or the neighborhood potluck where everyone brings a different dish. Read the label. Love the people.

Product images are AI-generated mockups. Actual printed product colors may vary slightly.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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