Grumpy Goose Designs
Human Being 100% Organic T-Shirt | Colors May Vary Equality Tee
Human Being 100% Organic T-Shirt | Colors May Vary Equality Tee
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Ingredients: one human. No additives, no preservatives, some assembly required before coffee. Turns out we're all basically the same recipe.
The Design
Styled like a vintage grocery label, "HUMAN BEING" stacks up in bold forest-green letters above a "100%" badge in burnt orange framed by little leaf sprigs, then "ORGANIC" - and the fine print at the bottom: "COLORS MAY VARY." It's a food-label joke with a point. Different shades, same species, same snack cravings. The goose checked the fine print twice and, for once, had no complaints.
Perfect For
- Equality and inclusion fans who like their message with a wink
- Earth lovers, gardeners and plant people
- Earth Day, unity walks and diversity celebrations
- Nature lovers who read every label at the farmers market
Printed to order on a soft, unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. Wear it to the garden center, the classroom or the neighborhood potluck where everyone brings a different dish. Read the label. Love the people.
Product images are AI-generated mockups. Actual printed product colors may vary slightly.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |











