Someone said "hold still" while they hung the lights. He did not hold still. Now he is merry, hairy and bright, and he would like everyone to stop taking pictures.
The Design
A shaggy Highland cow peers out from under his bangs, hopelessly tangled in a string of vintage red, green and gold bulbs. MERRY sits up top in green, HAIRY lands big and bold in red on a cream banner, and BRIGHT glows in gold underneath, with holly and berries on both sides. Distressed retro texture and one very unimpressed cow.
The Feel
Heavyweight, garment dyed and soft washed, so it feels broken-in from day one instead of stiff and new. Relaxed fit, 100% cotton, and roomy enough for seconds on Christmas cookies.
Perfect For
- Highland cow lovers who want their favorite grumpy cow lit up for the holidays
- Anyone who has ever lost a fight with a string of Christmas lights
- Farm, ranch and country Christmas fans
- Secret Santa swaps, cookie exchanges and holiday family photos
Printed just for you. Merry on the outside, hairy all over, bright-ish by the second cup of coffee.
Product images are AI-generated mockups. Actual printed product colors may vary slightly.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
