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No Alarm In The Morning - Funny Retirement Coffee Mug

No Alarm In The Morning - Funny Retirement Coffee Mug

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The coffee tastes better when nobody's timing how long you get to enjoy it - this mug is for that exact discovery.

The Design

A bold retro-illustrated twin bell alarm clock sits beside chunky two-tone bubble lettering reading "I Love The Smell Of No Alarm In The Morning," with a big black-outlined burnt orange "NO ALARM" front and center. A cheerful, retro print that turns an everyday coffee mug into a retirement trophy.

Perfect For

  • The unhurried first cup of coffee on a wide-open morning
  • Retired folks who finally sip slowly instead of chugging and running
  • A small, meaningful retirement gift used every single day
  • Retirement party favors that keep getting used long after the party

It's a small daily reminder of the exact moment the alarm clock stopped running the show - one slow, unhurried cup at a time. It holds up to daily use, fits comfortably in one hand, and quietly becomes the mug that gets reached for first every single morning.


Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
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